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Ever since Wally West had acquired his super powers his parents had made sure to enjoy as many non-meta activities with him as possible. Perhaps this was why Barry Allen was surprised when Rudy West asked him to teach Kid Flash how to drive. But, if his nephew and sidekick- erm partner- needed his help, who was he to refuse?"
The second the teen's foot hit the accelerator, however, the Flash knew he had been given a raw deal.
1) Slippery when wet:
"Wally, No! When the road is wet, slow down around corners"
"Oh relax, the tires are built to griiiiiiip!...Uncle Barry."
"Yes Wally."
"I think I'm dead."
"Me too Kid."
2) Soft Shoulder:
"Wally, when a sign says 'Soft Shoulder' it means the side of the road is crumbly."
"Yeah, so?"
"Get your head of my shoulder and look at the road."
"But it's so soft..."
"Wally, DITCH!"
3) No right turn:
"Wally, no right turn means you can't turn that way!"
"It doesn't matter, we're fine."
"The people in the cars behind us aren't!"
"That's their fault. They should learn how to drive..."Why are you hitting your head against the dashboard? Should I do it too?"
4) One way.
"Wally you're going the wrong way."
"No, Pizza hut is right down there."
"Wally it's a One way street, what are you doing?"
"Sticking it to the man!"
5) Dead end:
"Why do they call them dead ends Uncle?"
"Wally turn around."
"I mean, a road isn't alive, so it can't be dead."
"Wally. TURN AROUND!"
"Is it because a lot of dead people are there?"
"STOP!"
"OKAY! Geesh, no need to shout..."Wooh, look at those skid marks!"
6) Slow
"Wally, it's a slow sign, don't speed up!"
"Fine, but why? Robin said you should always speed up at stop signs."
"Oh, really? Batman shall hear of this."
"But he already did. The Bats was right there when he said it, he even agreed!"
"Woah, Barry, did not know you could growl like that."
7) Bridge.
"Now Wally this bridge is one lane, and he was here first so stop. Stop. NO STOP, DON'T SPEED UP! Why did you do that?"
"I didn't like him, his eyes were too close together."
8) Men at Work:
"Men at work? Psh, cool story sign. I bet I work harder than them. Ya know why? Cause I'm Kid Flash!"
Ah well, thought Barry Allen, at least he wasn't running them over...
"No Wally, away from the people. Swerve away!"
9) No U-turns:
"Why does it say no boomerangs?"
"Captain Boomerang? Where?"
"No, there's a sign with a boomerang with a cross through it."
"That means no U-turns."
"Nope, it was a boomerang, let me just do a U-turn to show you."
"Wally, no!"
"Geese the people here really like their horns, don't they?"
10) Yield for pedestrians:
"Yield? I am Kid Flash, I yield for no man! Muahahahaha!"
11) Duck crossing:
"Uncle Barry?"
"Y-yes Wally?"
"How do they know where the ducks want to cross?"
"Wally, duck."
"No you idiot, on the road. Look where you're going!"
"But you told me to duck."
12) Wrong way:
"Wrong way? How the hell do they know where we're going?"
"Wally, oncoming traffic."
"Oooooooh."
13) Obstacles:
"PEDESTRIAN! TREE! SQUIRREL!"
"Okay, okay. Don't get your knickers in a twist."
"TRAIN!"
14) Brake:
"Uncle when was the last time you got a tune up?"
"Last year, why?"
"Well there's a turn coming up and the brakes aren't working."
"Abandon ship!"
"It's a car, by the way, not a ship."
"Just jump!"
15) Brake Fluid:
"Is making me replace the brake fluid with a pipette your idea of a punishment?"
16) Turning:
"Right turn here wally. Right. RIGHT! THE OTHER RIGHT!"
17) Hand brake:
"Wally, turn the hand brake off so we stop stalling."
"It is off."
"Then switch gears."
"We're not stalling, I'm just testing the brake."
18) Ice cream van.
"Ice Cream! Uncle, ice cream. Aww damn it, we won't be able to make it in time."
"It's okay, Kid, just swerve across the schoolyard here."
19) Police:
"I think the police are hailing us, should I pull over?"
"Floor it Wally! The last thing I need is a month without se- I mean a month sleeping on the couch."
20) Ditch ahead:
"It's okay Uncle Barry, I can call Superboy. He'll get the car out in a jiffy."
"Please, call an ambulance. I'm begging you, just make it stop."
"Um, Uncle? Are you crying?"
High above the Justice League was giggling incessantly, with the exception of Batman . Revenge was almost as sweet as Wonder Woman's birthday cake The Flash had eaten in its entirety should have been.
Postscript: No ducks were harmed in the making of this fic.
The second the teen's foot hit the accelerator, however, the Flash knew he had been given a raw deal.
1) Slippery when wet:
"Wally, No! When the road is wet, slow down around corners"
"Oh relax, the tires are built to griiiiiiip!...Uncle Barry."
"Yes Wally."
"I think I'm dead."
"Me too Kid."
2) Soft Shoulder:
"Wally, when a sign says 'Soft Shoulder' it means the side of the road is crumbly."
"Yeah, so?"
"Get your head of my shoulder and look at the road."
"But it's so soft..."
"Wally, DITCH!"
3) No right turn:
"Wally, no right turn means you can't turn that way!"
"It doesn't matter, we're fine."
"The people in the cars behind us aren't!"
"That's their fault. They should learn how to drive..."Why are you hitting your head against the dashboard? Should I do it too?"
4) One way.
"Wally you're going the wrong way."
"No, Pizza hut is right down there."
"Wally it's a One way street, what are you doing?"
"Sticking it to the man!"
5) Dead end:
"Why do they call them dead ends Uncle?"
"Wally turn around."
"I mean, a road isn't alive, so it can't be dead."
"Wally. TURN AROUND!"
"Is it because a lot of dead people are there?"
"STOP!"
"OKAY! Geesh, no need to shout..."Wooh, look at those skid marks!"
6) Slow
"Wally, it's a slow sign, don't speed up!"
"Fine, but why? Robin said you should always speed up at stop signs."
"Oh, really? Batman shall hear of this."
"But he already did. The Bats was right there when he said it, he even agreed!"
"Woah, Barry, did not know you could growl like that."
7) Bridge.
"Now Wally this bridge is one lane, and he was here first so stop. Stop. NO STOP, DON'T SPEED UP! Why did you do that?"
"I didn't like him, his eyes were too close together."
8) Men at Work:
"Men at work? Psh, cool story sign. I bet I work harder than them. Ya know why? Cause I'm Kid Flash!"
Ah well, thought Barry Allen, at least he wasn't running them over...
"No Wally, away from the people. Swerve away!"
9) No U-turns:
"Why does it say no boomerangs?"
"Captain Boomerang? Where?"
"No, there's a sign with a boomerang with a cross through it."
"That means no U-turns."
"Nope, it was a boomerang, let me just do a U-turn to show you."
"Wally, no!"
"Geese the people here really like their horns, don't they?"
10) Yield for pedestrians:
"Yield? I am Kid Flash, I yield for no man! Muahahahaha!"
11) Duck crossing:
"Uncle Barry?"
"Y-yes Wally?"
"How do they know where the ducks want to cross?"
"Wally, duck."
"No you idiot, on the road. Look where you're going!"
"But you told me to duck."
12) Wrong way:
"Wrong way? How the hell do they know where we're going?"
"Wally, oncoming traffic."
"Oooooooh."
13) Obstacles:
"PEDESTRIAN! TREE! SQUIRREL!"
"Okay, okay. Don't get your knickers in a twist."
"TRAIN!"
14) Brake:
"Uncle when was the last time you got a tune up?"
"Last year, why?"
"Well there's a turn coming up and the brakes aren't working."
"Abandon ship!"
"It's a car, by the way, not a ship."
"Just jump!"
15) Brake Fluid:
"Is making me replace the brake fluid with a pipette your idea of a punishment?"
16) Turning:
"Right turn here wally. Right. RIGHT! THE OTHER RIGHT!"
17) Hand brake:
"Wally, turn the hand brake off so we stop stalling."
"It is off."
"Then switch gears."
"We're not stalling, I'm just testing the brake."
18) Ice cream van.
"Ice Cream! Uncle, ice cream. Aww damn it, we won't be able to make it in time."
"It's okay, Kid, just swerve across the schoolyard here."
19) Police:
"I think the police are hailing us, should I pull over?"
"Floor it Wally! The last thing I need is a month without se- I mean a month sleeping on the couch."
20) Ditch ahead:
"It's okay Uncle Barry, I can call Superboy. He'll get the car out in a jiffy."
"Please, call an ambulance. I'm begging you, just make it stop."
"Um, Uncle? Are you crying?"
High above the Justice League was giggling incessantly, with the exception of Batman . Revenge was almost as sweet as Wonder Woman's birthday cake The Flash had eaten in its entirety should have been.
Postscript: No ducks were harmed in the making of this fic.
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"Why do you always have to take everything the wrong way?"
"Why can you never be serious for once in your life!"
"Why do you not get that I just saved your ass?"
"Why do you not get it that my ass didn't need saving!"
"Why don't you just suck it up and shut up!"
"Why don't you get that you're not helping anything by"
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"Why do you
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"Hey Rob, can I borrow your cape?"
The raven haired boy looked up from his holographic computer to see his best friend.
"Why do you want to do that? I thought it gets in the your way when you run." With one eyebrow raised he looked at his friend suspiciously. Wally always made fun of his cape, saying that it smelled weird (don't ask) and how it's going to get caught on something and make him a living piñata.
"Well yea, but who said anything about running with it?"
"
Touché." He took off his cape and handed it to the read headed boy, who happily put it on. "So what are you going to do with it?"
With one hand Wally pulled hi
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Kid Flash groaned as he opened the fridge.
A carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, a tub of low-cal, fat-free plain yogurt, and a little bag of carrot sticks, already opened and half-eaten. That was it. That. Was. It.
"Don't Meg and Supey eat anything?" Wally cried, one hand going to his head and yaking on his hair in frustration. Growling a bit to himself, he grabbed the bag of carrot sticks and popped a few in his mouth, chewing angrily before gagging and sticking out his tongue. Scraping the half-digested orange goop into the nearest trashcan, Wally angrily threw the bag of carrots onto the counter, grumbling as he left the kitchen.
"Well,
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I got my permit a couple months ago, and this story made me feel oddly... better (I guess) about my driving. Even if my mom DOES scream "stop stop STOP MORGAN STOP!!!!" every 10 minutes.... oops...
(gee, it's not like I've crashed or anything... yet...)
(gee, it's not like I've crashed or anything... yet...)